You might be a kilt addict

**Riverkilt** · 26th July 12, 09:12 PM

Speeding up hwy 128 from Moab today I saw a very recently killed badger in the opposite lane. My first thought was Sporran.

**David Thorpe** · 26th July 12, 09:25 PM

I don't think there's any question as to your being a kilt addict, Ron.

**The Wizard of BC** · 26th July 12, 09:43 PM

Ya all might be a kilt addict if;

You have ever forgotten to pick your wife/spouse/significant other, up from work/the hairdresser/school/the airport...because Rocky just announced a sale.

You've ever looked real hard at another guy's behind...Um excuse me...his pleats.

Your wife has ever stood, fully clothed, at the front door, tapping her foot, saying...That pair of hose is just as fine as the other five you've tried on. Now let's go already!"

You know what "a Hamish" is. And can do a passable Hamish MKII.

**Mikilt** · 26th July 12, 10:00 PM

You might be a kilt addict if you are reading this and thinking, "Oh yeah, that's me alright."

**davedove** · 27th July 12, 04:42 AM

You might be a kilt addict if ... you're eating at a restaurant and you ignore the food and examine the pattern on the tablecloth, wondering how it would look as a kilt.

**McElmurry** · 27th July 12, 06:21 AM

You might be a kilt adict if...

Your work is interfering with your kilt wearing.

Which begs the question, can a piper be a kilt adict or perhaps a piper might be a functioning kilt adict.

**creagdhubh** · 27th July 12, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

You might be a kilt addict if you've ever wished you had a nickel for every time someone's asked you what you wear underneath...

And you've run the numbers...

And you realize... OMG! I'd have enough money to buy a new tank!

Hahahaha! I love it!

**creagdhubh** · 27th July 12, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by brewerpaul

If you have to call your girlfriend/wife/both to coordinate colors of your kilt or kilt hose not to clash with her dress.. you know you are a kilt addict....

Done that! Hahaha!

**creagdhubh** · 27th July 12, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

You might be a kilt addict if you are reading this and thinking, "Oh yeah, that's me alright."

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**tundramanq** · 27th July 12, 07:28 AM

Kilt number 53 - Ebay $54.99 (buy it now price), Navy blue Mocker - snap! No maybe on this one - might be a frugal addict? - not with three at over $700 each - alas, hopeless. bank account =

, Retailer and I =

You might be a kilt addict if you can now surround your home ( at the waist band ) one and a half times and still have 4 kilts left to wear.

(Traditional 34" waist kilt is right at 5 foot layed out, Utilikilts are 4 foot layed out.) - close enough for mortification. LOL