Now, just to point out my MASSIVE hypocrisy....

Women wearing a traditionally constructed wool kilt bother me not at all.

---> but guys wearing what is plainly and obviously a tartan skirt look terribly wrong to me. I remember seeing a couple of guys at Livermore in 2008 walking around with skirts on, su-u-uper-tight t-shirts, and great big gossamer fairy wings. Yeah. OK. Not so keen on that.