Pretty easy in my mind. It all comes from my upbringing.

"Respect Your Elders.

Grandma isn't going to be around forever. Humour the lass while she's here.

Dad has PLENTY of time to see the pleats in action. You can shock him at a Steelers game.

For now, discretion is the better part of valor. Put the hair in a ponytail, wear some pants, and make the old woman feel good.

As soon as she's out the door, say three "Hail Mary's" and put on a kilt!!!