To bonnet or not to bonnet, that is the question

[Sir Didymous]

You wear the kilt outside Scotland in a country of a multitude of cultures, few of which understand the kilt -------and you worry about a toorie?

Honestly I realy don't put much stock in how the unkilted community thinks I look while kilting, I personally don't care for toories. Though I can see the irony if it were a matter of caring about the opinions of the various peoples who don't understand kilts. I have considered a beret, but I think it feels like I was just settling on the closest thing I could find.