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It's common knowledge that the kilt adds at least 20 lbs to all your lifts.
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A kilt could get caught in the moving parts of some exercise machines, damaging the kilt or machine or both. Loose garments are off-limits in machine shops and woodworking shops; seems to me they should be off-limits at the gym, too.
--dbh
When given a choice, most people will choose.
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 Originally Posted by piperdbh
A kilt could get caught in the moving parts of some exercise machines, damaging the kilt or machine or both. Loose garments are off-limits in machine shops and woodworking shops; seems to me they should be off-limits at the gym, too.
The only exercise machines that belong in a gym are the grunty, sweaty, stinky, organic ones. You're probably thinking of one of them 'health club' thingies. Oddly enough, that also happens to be the name of a new motivational truncheon I'm unveiling soon:
The Williams Health Klub
30 inches of stout hickory, perfectly balanced for those precision swats: Bacon from lips, cake from forks, fannies from sofas. Also included is the patented Pookey's Pudge Prod technology...developed by Taser (Nasdaq: TASR), the Health Klub provides that extra little 'get-up-and-go' to any recalcitrant workout partner.
Kilts are fine at my gym, BTW. I've even worked out in my undies.
Mister McGoo
A Kilted Lebowski--Taking it easy so you don't have to.
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"Compression" shorts. Sounds dang scary!!
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10th June 13, 09:23 AM
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following this thread with interest as soon I'm going to try being kilted full time.....
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10th June 13, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by LitTrog
The only exercise machines that belong in a gym are the grunty, sweaty, stinky, organic ones. You're probably thinking of one of them 'health club' thingies. Oddly enough, that also happens to be the name of a new motivational truncheon I'm unveiling soon:
The Williams Health Klub
30 inches of stout hickory, perfectly balanced for those precision swats: Bacon from lips, cake from forks, fannies from sofas. Also included is the patented Pookey's Pudge Prod technology...developed by Taser (Nasdaq: TASR), the Health Klub provides that extra little 'get-up-and-go' to any recalcitrant workout partner.
Kilts are fine at my gym, BTW. I've even worked out in my undies.
Aye! Plus one! 
Got to hide those from my PT. I usually lay down on the bench and fall asleep.
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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10th June 13, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by LitTrog
The only exercise machines that belong in a gym are the grunty, sweaty, stinky, organic ones. You're probably thinking of one of them 'health club' thingies. Oddly enough, that also happens to be the name of a new motivational truncheon I'm unveiling soon:
The Williams Health Klub
30 inches of stout hickory, perfectly balanced for those precision swats: Bacon from lips, cake from forks, fannies from sofas. Also included is the patented Pookey's Pudge Prod technology...developed by Taser (Nasdaq: TASR), the Health Klub provides that extra little 'get-up-and-go' to any recalcitrant workout partner.
Kilts are fine at my gym, BTW. I've even worked out in my undies.
You know the rules. :rules: Besides, without pictures, this post is utterly pointless.
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Originally Posted by eclarkhb
It's common knowledge that the kilt adds at least 20 lbs to all your lifts.
COOL, that would get my OHP over 200 and my flat bench 1RM to 300! suh-weeeeeeet!!
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10th June 13, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Alan H
COOL, that would get my OHP over 200 and my flat bench 1RM to 300! suh-weeeeeeet!!
And after that you could use both hands.
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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5th June 13, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by eclarkhb
It's common knowledge that the kilt adds at least 20 lbs to all your lifts.
A review of the literature suggests, however, that maximum improvements were attained only when female researchers conducted the study... 
Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].
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