Whah! I hate you Rock!

Bwahahaha! I was laughing so hard when I just read that comment about me being ugly. If I wasn't the sexy beast that I am, I'm sure I'd be sitting at work in tears right now.

Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. I can spot jealousy when I see it. I know how it is for you homely people, or at least can guess how it is, since I've never experienced it myself. Maybe I'll make a documentary about it, and raise awareness and sympathy for the all of the ugly people across America. I'll name it "Please Stop Talking To My ****: My Face is Up Here" or the shorter "The Rocky Roeger Story". If it's a full movie, can I get at least two shirts?

You know, this whole contest idea sounds suspiciously like the one BBCAmerica has right now for the "Trailer Park Boys". "Take pictures of guys (preferably white trash) not wearing shirts, doing everyday things like mowing the lawn, or pumping gas. The prize: a t-shirt!" Coincidence? I think not!

Seriously though, I think this is a great idea, and could be totally fun. I think there should be a stipulation that the response should be a real one, not some staged picture. And not some response to you flashing them or mooning them - that's not a response to your kilt, but to your naked flesh. Man, I'm bossy!

With school starting next week *GROAN*, there will be lots of newbies on campus...my friend John and I should stroll through kilted. That's sure to make some freshman go into a seizure. So, I guess I'm in for the competition!