Short Kilt Poem

[Mel1721L]

Thanks Creag, there is a sample of some of my poetry here if anyone is interested: http://www.alfvin-runesandtarot.com/Bardic-Page.html

[robbiethepiper]

I have worn a kilt every day for the last 5 years and never been embarrassed or given offence:

Heavyweight wool kilts

Heavy silver kilt pins

3rd kilt strap at right hip

[Mel1721L]

I have worn a kilt every day for the last 5 years and never been embarrassed or given offence:

Heavyweight wool kilts

Heavy silver kilt pins

3rd kilt strap at right hip

I wrote this in the first few days of wearing a cilt, we had non stop gale force winds for about a month. It was also written tongue in cheek as a bit of fun.

[Geoff Withnell]

I have to go with the classic;

The hielan man wears his kilt
When it's wintry and it's blowin
He kens no where the wind comes from
But he kens fine where it's goin.

[Mikilt]

When I first read the title of this thread, I thought it was a poem about a short kilt!

There was a kilt wearer named Mort
Whose kilt was exceedingly short
When the slightest breeze
Blew between his knees
It caused flashing of an embarrassing sort!

[Mel1721L]

When I first read the title of this thread, I thought it was a poem about a short kilt!

There was a kilt wearer named Mort
Whose kilt was exceedingly short
When the slightest breeze
Blew between his knees
It caused flashing of an embarrassing sort!

I never thought of that!

[Blupiper]

How about this:

Once was a man named MacPeak
Who couldn't go 'round in breeks
If the cold winds did blow
We were all sure to know
He'd go with a bit of cheek...

I'll stop now.

JMB