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17th November 15, 01:17 PM
#31
Ahnode was Gofernor, and dese tinks,
Of California, the State, by jinks;
State managin', I'm supposin',
He pulled auss his Lederhosen,
But, was better'n his actin', some thinks.
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17th November 15, 02:07 PM
#32
 Originally Posted by Mikilt
A limerick should be risque
I don't know what I can say
Though purists may weep
Family-friendly I'll keep
Though there's a little leeway
A risque Limerick may be posted too riskily,
On a Kilt-N-Whisky Board too briskly;
'Cuz Moderators may fear,
That the Web-Owner may jeer,
So the Poster gets rebuked more'n just "Tsk-Tsk"-ily.
Last edited by Jack Daw; 17th November 15 at 02:36 PM.
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17th November 15, 02:45 PM
#33
Poor Arnold, alas, it is true,
Limricks of him are quite few.
But thanks to the kilted,
He's no longer jilted.
And here he has made his debut.
Last edited by MNlad; 17th November 15 at 02:50 PM.
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17th November 15, 03:11 PM
#34
There once was a man in a kilt
Who said, I'm sure this is built
To show off my knees
But sometimes in the breeze
It shows a bit more with its tilt...
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18th November 15, 06:06 AM
#35
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
I tossed and I turned as I lie in my bed,
"Nothing rhymes with orange" danced in my head,
What an unusual word,
With a rhyme never heard,
But not sleeping, now that's what I dread.
No rhyme for "orange" you said,
Came jumping into your head,
Well, how about "door-hinge"?
It's close to said "orange",
Now you can sleep restfully instead.
Last edited by Jack Daw; 18th November 15 at 06:17 AM.
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19th November 15, 06:45 PM
#36
While reading some extracurricular
I learned a new word in particular
It means lentil-esque
And by now you have guessed
That particular word is "lenticular"
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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23rd November 15, 07:26 PM
#37
A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more
(Not my original work.)
Last edited by Mikilt; 23rd November 15 at 07:29 PM.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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23rd November 15, 08:25 PM
#38
Originally Posted by Mikilt
A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more
(Not my original work.)
Good lord...well done sir 
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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14th December 15, 06:21 PM
#39
Whether UPS, Fed Ex or Postal
Locally sourced or bi-coastal
I find joy to be lacking
'Til my package shows tracking
Lucky for me I find most'll
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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14th December 15, 07:20 PM
#40
Your hose are on the way
A reason I see to be gay
The colour is a sight
Of most certain delight
Even if they be woven of hay
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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