Limerick Thread

[Mikilt]

Your hose are on the way
A reason I see to be gay
The colour is a sight
Of most certain delight
Even if they be woven of hay

Spun from hay by Rumplestilskin
Or someone else of his ilk
My brand new socks
Pattered with argyle blocks
Are a new look that I will be milkin'

[GrainReaper]

As dreams of kilts dance in my head
A simple truth I do dread
underpants 'neath the tree
Are a sight I will see
Because dreams are what family shred

[Mikilt]

As dreams of kilts dance in my head
A simple truth I do dread
underpants 'neath the tree
Are a sight I will see
Because dreams are what family shred

The day may not go as planned
You may wind up with undershorts in hand
But hey, who cares?
You don't have to wear it
When you wear the kilt of your clan

[Mikilt]

As a non-Scot I'm not unique
I've no clan of which to speak
The tartans I wear
Are universal fare
But I could take some THCD tweaks

[GrainReaper]

Maybe all my posts should rhyme
the words set to anapestic time
A cadence of the word
That many never heard
Or is that a thread posting crime?

[Mikilt]

Maybe all my posts should rhyme
the words set to anapestic time
A cadence of the word
That many never heard
Or is that a thread posting crime?

Not to kill your poetry buzz
Anapestic is not what that was
Anapestic repeats
Every three beats
But poetry is as a poet does

[GrainReaper]

Not to kill your poetry buzz
Anapestic is not what that was
Anapestic repeats
Every three beats
But poetry is as a poet does

Anapestic is quite common in rhyme
Though I admit not all the time
You see I'm no poet
And my skills do show it
Were it my job I couldn't make a dime

[Mikilt]

Anapestic is quite common in rhyme
Though I admit not all the time
You see I'm no poet
And my skills do show it
Were it my job I couldn't make a dime

You need not be a bard
To turn out rhymes by the yard
Putting pen to paper
Starts a poetry caper
To be held in high regard

[GrainReaper]

my son fears the dark you see
in the garage was where he be
He followed mom in there
And gave us quite a scare
The scream nearly made me pee

[Profane James]

LoL you guys are golden!