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    Quote Originally Posted by Profane James View Post
    LoL you guys are golden!
    James thinks our limericks are swell
    We're glad that you L-O-L
    When all's done and told
    Our limericks are gold
    About them we can't help but kvell
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    About them we can't help but kvell
    I hope so! Very impressive to me
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profane James View Post
    I hope so! Very impressive to me
    Please, be our guest
    On behalf of Grain Reaper, me and the rest
    Gird your loins
    And dare to join
    This all-for-fun limerick fest
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    These verses make me quite able
    To laugh myself under a table
    Line after line,
    With impressive rhyme
    Thank goodness my bladder is stable!
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profane James View Post
    These verses make me quite able
    To laugh myself under a table
    Line after line,
    With impressive rhyme
    Thank goodness my bladder is stable!
    It's a good thing your bladder is stout
    (Not that there was any doubt)
    Your appreciation
    Turned to participation
    And now you've got limericking clout
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    It seems I have joined my peers,
    But the fancy things that I hear
    that come from my brain
    without causing pain,
    Yet smoke is coming out of my ears....
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profane James View Post
    It seems I have joined my peers,
    But the fancy things that I hear
    that come from my brain
    without causing pain,
    Yet smoke is coming out of my ears....
    I wouldn't worry bout the smoke
    You limericking bloke
    It's just the gears
    In between your ears
    That were put there as sort of a joke
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Profane James View Post
    It seems I have joined my peers,
    But the fancy things that I hear
    that come from my brain
    without causing pain,
    Yet smoke is coming out of my ears....
    The rhymes to which you aspire
    Are just a question of being inspired
    You need never fear
    Smoke from your ear
    Because where there's smoke, there's fire
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I'm reminded of the words of Bane,
    When he hijacked the prisoner plane,
    After their exercises,
    said to the sacrifice "the fire rises"
    But in the end, they were considered insane...
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    I wouldn't worry bout the smoke
    You limericking bloke
    It's just the gears
    In between your ears
    That were put there as sort of a joke
    Wow, these gears still move!
    and without excessive lube!
    But now that I've said it,
    To 'lube' I must credit,
    I'm fighting the urge to go blue...
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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