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17th December 15, 01:49 PM
#61
 Originally Posted by Profane James
Wow, these gears still move!
and without excessive lube!
But now that I've said it,
To 'lube' I must credit,
I'm fighting the urge to go blue...
With practice, rhymes come with ease
Then you can make them up as you please
There's nothing greater
Than bringing down haters
With limericks that bring them to their knees
Last edited by Mikilt; 17th December 15 at 01:50 PM.
Reason: spelling
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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18th December 15, 12:05 AM
#62
When your broken heart's in pain
In the cold Parisian rain
If you're the goof
Who leaps off Pont Neuf
You're technically in Seine
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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24th December 15, 08:11 AM
#63
Greetings! It's that time of year
Christmas is finally here
Please, at my behest
Count the ways you are blessed
So gather and be of good cheer!
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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24th December 15, 09:35 AM
#64
Indeed, Christmas Eve is today
Our Druid majestic displayed
Out of time, out of means
But don't tell the weans,
This house has not one double A....
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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24th December 15, 12:23 PM
#65
Merry Christmas to my kilted crew
May your troubles this season be few
To you I say Sláinte!
I really do want ya
To enjoy the season anew
Last edited by MNlad; 24th December 15 at 12:25 PM.
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25th December 15, 09:46 PM
#66
This Christmas blue Lewis hose is what I got
And a pewter badge stating X-marks the Scot
To pin upon my old woolen cap
Smiling, my feet start to tap
Thanks to mama and son, dads lookin hot!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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25th December 15, 09:58 PM
#67
I'm puffing my pipe like an elegant bloke
But keeping it lit is a pipe lovers joke
And try though I might
To get it to light
Folks ask what brand of matches I smoke
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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25th December 15, 10:12 PM
#68
Not mine but it made me laugh!
A forgetful old gasman named Dieter,
Who went poking around his gas heater,
Touched a leak with his light
He blew out of sight
And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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25th December 15, 10:31 PM
#69
Being a post whore can be lots of fun
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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25th December 15, 10:32 PM
#70
Using multiple posts instead of just one
Last edited by GrainReaper; 25th December 15 at 10:36 PM.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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