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    To convey a thought
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Or show something you bought
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    One post is now five you see what I've done?
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    A rhyme across multiple posts
    Certainly kept me engrossed
    Down the rabbit hole
    I scroll and I scroll
    Limericking savvy utmost
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I am not saying it's obscene
    But how do you keep your kilt clean?
    Going commando
    Deserves reprimand
    And please stay off the trampoline
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Speaking of dirty...

    I want to take off my kilt and jacket
    That sounds like a smutty racket
    That's not what I mean
    Im being perfectly clean
    Like a movie starring Buddy Hackett
    Last edited by GrainReaper; 29th January 16 at 04:45 AM.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    When your boss is being hard
    You want to tear up your card
    He'll know your not joking
    When you give him a choking
    And then sue for being mentally scarred
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    If I met a kilt lifter
    I'd say listen Ms. (or Mister)
    Why do you care
    What's under there
    Perhaps you've imbibed a few snifters
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I think I've got an idea worth harking,
    So please don't think that I'm barking,
    know what I think would be best?
    How bout a kilt night out west?
    So I'm not circling the block lookin for parking!
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    I think I've got an idea worth harking,
    So please don't think that I'm barking,
    know what I think would be best?
    How bout a kilt night out west?
    So I'm not circling the block lookin for parking!
    You are on to something good
    I, for one, surely would
    Wear a kilt that rocks
    Out in the boondocks
    Closer to your neighborhood


    Know who could best plan that eve?
    @sbevans (Steve)
    That schedule of his
    In the firefighting biz
    Is one on, two off, I believe


    A fact that we cannot ignorum
    Is that this is not the kilt night forum
    So let's go start a thread
    And start counting heads
    Hopefully we'll get a quorum
    Last edited by Mikilt; 30th January 16 at 08:19 AM. Reason: Added a rhyme
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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