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11th February 16, 05:20 PM
#81
February kilt night draws nigh
My chance to get out is quite high
With a wee one on the go
Adult fun nights are quite low
Y'all best show or risk a fist to the eye
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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13th February 16, 07:14 AM
#82
To the circus we go to see a juggling Turk
The trapeze, dancing horses, and a tiger named "Burke"
Seeing the beasts perform and leap over a bar,
And all those clowns that pile out of the car,
Strange, This is really no different than being at work!
Last edited by GrainReaper; 13th February 16 at 08:43 AM.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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13th February 16, 08:43 AM
#83
I know a man who's style doesn't wilt,
Crisp ironed shirt, dressed to the hilt,
A smart vest and tie,
And a glint in his eye,
And he goes by the name Mikilt.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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13th February 16, 09:47 AM
#84
I know a guy named 'Reap
Whose love of kilts runs deep
He doesn't care
What other guys wear
For this he's the family black sheep
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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13th February 16, 10:20 AM
#85
There once was a colorblind bloke
Whose style seemed mostly a joke
"If you wear it with pride"
"Then others can't chide"
But random colors may give you a stroke
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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14th February 16, 12:34 PM
#86
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
There once was a colorblind bloke
Whose style seemed mostly a joke
"If you wear it with pride"
"Then others can't chide"
But random colors may give you a stroke
The parts of his outfit combined
For a smart kilted look by design
He wore it well
And no one could tell
That the poor chap was colorblind
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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26th March 16, 05:20 AM
#87
I see the news anchors talking of crimes,
And how this may be the worst of times,
Are we descended from Cain?
In the words of Mark Twain,
History doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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26th March 16, 06:43 PM
#88
Been reading Shel Silverstein to my son before bed..
Where the sidewalk ends is his favorite book!
A snippet:
My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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1st April 16, 07:22 PM
#89
I'm dressed for success as you can see,
Taylored shirt, silk tie, just look at me!
hand knit hose, such craftsmanship!
As I strut by I slide and I slip,
Curse you Fido, I've stepped in pee!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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1st April 16, 08:22 PM
#90
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
I'm dressed for success as you can see,
Taylored shirt, silk tie, just look at me!
hand knit hose, such craftsmanship!
As I strut by I slide and I slip,
Curse you Fido, I've stepped in pee!
Reap was dressed to the nines
Shirt, tie and hose so fine
When he felt the sensation
Of moisturization
Be glad it wasn't a land mine
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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