Limerick Thread

[Mikilt]

I'm sorry it's gotten late
You've had to sit and wait
Before you know
You'll be good to go
You'd better get back to the gate

[Farmer Jones]

poems like this are a crime
I sentence you all to do time
for trying to sandwich
the words of your language
in appalling, execrable rhyme

[Mikilt]

poems like this are a crime
I sentence you all to do time
for trying to sandwich
the words of your language
in appalling, execrable rhyme

The terrible poems I'm tellin'
Surely make me the worst felon
Not even your sentence
Can force my repentance
My limerlicking you can't be quellin'

[Farmer Jones]

Most poems I write are quite crude
using words both wicked and rude
these here I'll avoid
lest the mods get annoyed
and from this board me preclude

[Farmer Jones]

The terrible poems I'm tellin'
Surely make me the worst felon
Not even your sentence
Can force my repentance
My limerlicking you can't be quellin'

some rhymes in here are quite clever
this is a skill I could never
myself be proficient
indeed, I'm deficient
in this, the alliteration endeavor

[Farmer Jones]

A rabbi, a priest, and a vicar
in a bar did argue and bicker
if the drinking of gin
was considered a sin
for making pantie removal much quicker

[GrainReaper]

I've arrived just in time
To post one last rhyme
As I sit in my seat
I'm white as a sheet
About to poop greenish brown slime

[Mikilt]

I've arrived just in time
To post one last rhyme
As I sit in my seat
I'm white as a sheet
About to poop greenish brown slime

From this rhyme I derived
That Grain Reaper has arrived
His flight was late
And he had to wait
While many beers he imbibed

[Mikilt]

Okay, I have been picking on @GrainReaper a lot in this thread. It's all in good fun.

Looking back, it's true
I've written a limerick or two
But you hadn't oughta'
Give me so much fodder
Which is why these limericks accrue

[Mikilt]

In kilting do I dabble
Much like the rest of the rabble
My friends think I'm nuts
But I'll tell you what
"Nuts" is just psychobabble