Limerick Thread

[Mikilt]

To rhyme I am inspired
They come to me rapid-fire
But not to ignore
This is a kilt forum
Is a reference to kilts required?

[Mikilt]

I knew a kilted bloke
Who liked his kilts bespoke
For a perfect fit
He had his hose knit
They showed 'neath his inverness cloak

[GrainReaper]

From this rhyme I derived
That Grain Reaper has arrived
His flight was late
And he had to wait
While many beers he imbibed

Haha! Close but here is the true origins of my tale:

Eating airport sushi is not a good plan
But it looked so good when across it I ran
That cut up raw fish
Rolled so delish
Is the cause of me destroying the can.

[Mikilt]

Haha! Close but here is the true origins of my tale:

Eating airport sushi is not a good plan
But it looked so good when across it I ran
That cut up raw fish
Rolled so delish
Is the cause of me destroying the can.

G.R never guessed
Sushi would cause duress
Feeling quite cocky
He dined on some maki
'Twas a mistake to ingest

[Tarheel]

I took a writing class from Professor Woo
and was asked to compose a Haiku.
A simple ideal
evaded my quill
and I failed the drill. Who knew!

[Mikilt]

I took a writing class from Professor Woo
and was asked to compose a Haiku.
A simple ideal
evaded my quill
and I failed the class. Who knew!

Comprised of three little rows
Haiku are fun to compose
They don't have to rhyme
Or be recited in time
Then again, neither does prose

[Tarheel]

I repeated Professor Woo's class
this semester. I passed.
My verses, "the size of a breath"
sated Dr. Woo's request.
Thus, my "Good Words", are best.

[Mikilt]

I repeated Professor Woo's class
this semester. I passed.
My verses, "the size of a breath"
sated Dr. Woo's request.
Thus, my "Good Words", are best.

Haiku seem to appeal
To our friend, Tarheel
After he was forced
To pass Woo's course
He now writes on a more even keel

[Tarheel]

I posted a limerick
that I wrote too quick.
It's now "On Line"
and I suddenly find
resembles amateuristic schtick.

[Mikilt]

I posted a limerick
that I wrote too quick.
It's now "On Line"
and I suddenly find
resembles amateuristic schtick.

There is no need to regret it
Just scroll down a bit and click "Edit"
It's a piece of cake
We all make mistakes
And the rabble are quick to forget it