40 years ago a coworker was catching the softball game at a company picnic and took a foul tip to the boys. They swelled up like basketballs. He was the plant manager of a large sewing plant with about 200 female workers. Embarrassing enough. Don't recall anyone thinking of a kilt as a dress option when the swelling started to receed at bit. Too bad.

Maybe there's a market for the kiltmakers to leave brochures in urologist and family planning offices.

Ron