more perfect times to be a kilt wearer

**Buddha** · 17th January 05, 10:46 PM

well, after the birth of my son on the 5th I have both of my kids, so today was time for the vas...vas...vasectomy. thank god for the kilt, if I were wearing trousers the lads would be more irritated than they are already. the only problem I had was leaving the office, as there was no underwear to hold the gauze on, so I got to hold it on all the way to the car...

so everyone thank the kilt gods for making the kilt the way it is (and I need to thank Rocky and Kelly for making a damn comfortable philabaeg to help me in my time of need)

but there is one thing...what does it mean when the doc cuts you open and says "I've never seen one built like this before..."

**akaussie** · 18th January 05, 02:31 AM

I didnt have the snip but back in march last year I had an op on my "boys" and they forwarned me to bring a pair of snug fitting jocks.
I also was unfortunate enough to have a surgeon sew the gauze to my sack

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You can imagine the day I had the stitches out!!
Cheers Andrew
P.s. On a cheerier note congrats about your son.

**Buddha** · 18th January 05, 09:45 AM

well, mine was quite eventful...the anestesia wore off after about 3 minutes...I felt every cut, tug, burn, stitch, stab, and root around. I think they gave me the drugs for a 120lb person....MOTHER EFFER it hurt

I would definately recommend getting the drugs

**Big Paul** · 18th January 05, 10:05 AM

OUCH! I think I would have been swinging of the fences!!

**JackK** · 18th January 05, 10:10 AM

Zack

Congrads on #5, but all I can say is OUCH

Jack

**Kiltbear** · 18th January 05, 11:31 AM

Is it safe to open my eyes and uncover my ears now?
And uncross my triple crossed legs? Im feeling nauseous.................. Why didnt you just use two bricks and have done with it?

**Colin** · 18th January 05, 11:37 AM

I just keep avoiding the big V by telling my wife that I may want to have kids with my next family. Luckily she knows it's a joke, or I wouldn't need it anyway.

**Hamish** · 18th January 05, 12:14 PM

Oh, is THAT what "the boys" are for?!! I have often wondered

Just jokin'! I've known these past 50-odd years that they are there just to make me look good in Speedos!!

**Rigged** · 18th January 05, 03:19 PM

I've known these past 50-odd years that they are there just to make me look good in Speedos!!

Checking Ham's gallery...

**Rufus** · 18th January 05, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Hamish

Oh, is THAT what "the boys" are for?!! I have often wondered

Just jokin'! I've known these past 50-odd years that they are there just to make me look good in Speedos!!

Bwahahaha!

I'm pretty sure that's the first and only time that I'll ever hear that in my life!

Ironically enough, I recently made a vasectomy surgery video ready to stream on the net. It's one thing to talk about it, but a whole other thing to see some poor guy getting it done on a video. Ouch!

I'm still not sure which is worse...getting the surgery, or letting a camera crew film it for posterity!