Good work Graham.
My brain doesn't work fast enough, but I'm imagining you acting as if they said that to the lady, not you, then confronting them for speaking to the lady in such a crude manner. Then they, apologetically explaining that no, they were speaking to you, at which point you become enraged at their cheek and they flee in terror from your war face.
And...lately I've been considering printing out that photo of the guy sitting in his kilt with his salami sized manhood exposed, laminating it, and carrying it around with me.
Then when someone asks me what's under my kilt I can show them that pic of a "salami."
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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