If you are asked about pleats and you check your cupboard to see how many "Chinets" you have on-hand for company... you might be a redneck.

When you laugh at a guy in a kilt because you think that his napkin is being worn WAY too low for the WalMart diner... you might be a redneck.

If you think that bagpipes are a rare Ford F-150 option available only through Pep Boys... you maight be a redneck.

If everytime you hear "Stewart Hunting", you think of "Deliverence"... you might be a redneck.

Hope that helps.