Bernie Touching Base

**Riverkilt** · 26th August 05, 07:32 PM

Welcome....

You're in good company with such an esteemed kilted guy as whoever he is with all the kilts...;)

Ron

**GMan** · 26th August 05, 10:14 PM

Bernie,

I too want to give you a big WELCOME! Go get some more tea and enjoy yourself!

**Freelander Sporrano** · 27th August 05, 12:07 AM

Any friend of "PssssT! you know who" is a friend of mine .
Welcome Bernie

**Bernie** · 27th August 05, 08:09 AM

Judging by a posting in this thread a few up from this one, my friend is making mischief. I think I'm going to have to nip around to his castle and sort him out. The trouble is he has got such a big moat around it to keep out all the Paperazi, and then when you get in his front door you have to suffer the wailing fanfare of 50 trumpeters between the front lobby and the kitchen. It's a hellova palava just to get to the kettle and have a cup of tea with him. And then when you go to the loo there are three maids-in-waiting ready to wipe your.......oh I don't think I'm going to go down this avenue, I think you get my drift..

**Freelander Sporrano** · 27th August 05, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Bernie

Judging by a posting in this thread a few up from this one, my friend is making mischief. I think I'm going to have to nip around to his castle and sort him out. The trouble is he has got such a big moat around it to keep out all the Paperazi, and then when you get in his front door you have to suffer the wailing fanfare of 50 trumpeters between the front lobby and the kitchen. It's a hellova palava just to get to the kettle and have a cup of tea with him. And then when you go to the loo there are three maids-in-waiting ready to wipe your.......oh I don't think I'm going to go down this avenue, I think you get my drift..

........Then there's all that rigmarole of the photo session....Getting dragged around old pub's .......Yes Bernie I know where your comming from....Still we all have our cross to bear....Now I'm off to varnish the cat....