Bernie Touching Base

[Freelander Sporrano]

Judging by a posting in this thread a few up from this one, my friend is making mischief. I think I'm going to have to nip around to his castle and sort him out. The trouble is he has got such a big moat around it to keep out all the Paperazi, and then when you get in his front door you have to suffer the wailing fanfare of 50 trumpeters between the front lobby and the kitchen. It's a hellova palava just to get to the kettle and have a cup of tea with him. And then when you go to the loo there are three maids-in-waiting ready to wipe your.......oh I don't think I'm going to go down this avenue, I think you get my drift..

........Then there's all that rigmarole of the photo session....Getting dragged around old pub's .......Yes Bernie I know where your comming from....Still we all have our cross to bear....Now I'm off to varnish the cat....

[Bill]

Welcome Bernie! I think you're going to fit in with this bunch quite nicely ;).

Bill

[Rob Wright]

Welcome Bernie, nice to know you enjoy a nice hot cuppa, too many prefer that devil's drink coffee.

Rob

[davedove]

Welcome Bernie! It seems you'll fit in well here.

[Jimmy Carbomb]

I'm finally getting around to welcoming all the new members to the site.

I may not be the best replier to your questions, but you are GUARANTEED some really good typos!:-D

That's a special welcome from "coal" country to cold country!