My wife worries about me

[Graham]

Don't worry Alan, my wife says exactly the same thing, I tell her it's because I'm a passionate, romantic guy, and it's better than being obsessed with a younger woman.
That usually keeps her quiet for a while :mrgreen:

[bjcustard]

I counted the other day... I have 20.

Tell your wife you're fine.

[GMan]

Alan,

Tell your wife that we will worry for you, that she doesn't have to.

My main worry is that you do not have enough kilts!

[Murray of New Brunswick]

It's only "obsessed" if you accept it's a bad thing.

People have a glass of orange juice every day: are they obsessed with orange juice?

No, they have a healthy appetite for something which is good for them.


You could always ask why your wife is obsessed with shoes. Said the single guy.

[Freelander Sporrano]

No! your not obsessed,

Wait until she starts noticing that you take a little more care when clothes shopping and (Always buy things with the kilt in mind) Taking a little more notice about how you look before going out.
Kilts do things to us .........Obsession..........no.......Not really....not me ..I can stop anytime I want to...I can. Just you watch me..................................

Ok I tried. I give in ...kilts it is then ;)

[Lee]

My wife's OK with the kilts.
In-laws, apparently, are convinced it's a mid-life crisis, or I'm having an affair.
Guess I am . . . .

Lee

[Blu (Ontario)]

Any obsession is a serious matter. But fear not... the xmarksthescot treatment center has many advisors that know just what to do.

OK, so what's her obsession... shoes, earings, slacks, etc.

same difference.