A Viking Kilt!

[Shay]

Ok, I confess. I go downtown ever so often and sack the village.

Will pillage for coffee.

I don't believe you.

Oh, the pillaging, sure, I just can't imagine you ever working for a credit card company. Doesn't seem like you at all. :grin:

[Dreadbelly]

I don't believe you.

Oh, the pillaging, sure, I just can't imagine you ever working for a credit card company. Doesn't seem like you at all. :grin:

Yeah, but if I came thumping on your door hard enough to make your house rattle, you'd pay the bill right?

Hmm I see employment opportunities.

[Shay]

If a kilted guy in dreads came thumping at my door demanding money, I'd politely offer him a lemonade and ask where he got the lovely kilt, what he uses to keep the frizzies away, you know, make conversation, and while he wasn't looking, smash him in the head with our cast-iron skillet yelling, "Say hello to my well-seasoned friend!!"

You have taught us well!

Back on topic- I've said it before- I'm in the 'no kilt appeared in a vaccuum' group, and even if the Vikings did have something that looked like kilts, they didn't call them kilts, and that makes all the difference.

[Dreadbelly]

If a kilted guy in dreads came thumping at my door demanding money, I'd politely offer him a lemonade and ask where he got the lovely kilt, what he uses to keep the frizzies away, you know, make conversation, and while he wasn't looking, smash him in the head with our cast-iron skillet yelling, "Say hello to my well-seasoned friend!!"

You have taught us well!

Back on topic- I've said it before- I'm in the 'no kilt appeared in a vaccuum' group, and even if the Vikings did have something that looked like kilts, they didn't call them kilts, and that makes all the difference.

Heck, if offered lemonade I'd just have to tell them you weren't home. Off on vacation somewhere, perhaps seeing the Fjords on some Viking holiday, off trying to find skirt wearing berserkers.

[Archangel]

Heck, if offered lemonade I'd just have to tell them you weren't home. Off on vacation somewhere, perhaps seeing the Fjords on some Viking holiday, off trying to find skirt wearing berserkers.

ooohyech, that is a scary picture the more I think of it.


(ps. I have some biker friends that have made money by sitting on their bikes on the street, revving away, while somebody else tried to collect a bill.)

(pps. actually, now that I think of it, my mother does that for the feds and courts, very scary.)

[flyv65]

Heck, if offered lemonade I'd just have to tell them you weren't home. Off on vacation somewhere, perhaps seeing the Fjords on some Viking holiday, off trying to find skirt wearing berserkers.

Fjords, eh?

"Come see the lovely fjords, the majestic moose (mind you, moose bites can be very nasty...)."

Bryan...a brief tip 'o the hat to Monty Python, and my apologies to the admins... :grin:

[Dreadbelly]

Fjords, eh?

"Come see the lovely fjords, the majestic moose (mind you, moose bites can be very nasty...)."

Bryan...a brief tip 'o the hat to Monty Python, and my apologies to the admins... :grin:

A moose once bit my sister...

[macwilkin]

Fjords, eh?

"Come see the lovely fjords, the majestic moose (mind you, moose bites can be very nasty...)."

Bryan...a brief tip 'o the hat to Monty Python, and my apologies to the admins... :grin:

"Hello...Polly Parrot? He's Dead!"

"Naw, he's just pining for the fjords!"

And now for something completely different...:mrgreen:

T.

[Dreadbelly]

"Hello...Polly Parrot? He's Dead!"

"Naw, he's just pining for the fjords!"

And now for something completely different...:mrgreen:

T.

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