A Day in the Life of a Kilt

[Iolaus]

You turn around and say, "Your turn," and wait for her to lift up her skirt.

That only works if she's wearing one.

However, some girls are so eager to know that they'll offer the trade. At the L.B. Blues Festival, I had a number of girls offer to show me theirs if I'd show them mine!

...and, no, I didn't take them up on the offer.

[ByDand]

This happened to me when I was with my wife at a St. Paddy's party. A friend of ours, with no warning, grabbed the back of my kilt and lifted high enough for all to see. I turned quickly and when I saw who the lifter was I said quite calmly "Was it good for you?" and then offered her a smoke. She turned quite red and then tried to apologize. She finally blurted out that she would like to by me a drink and the incident passed with a Murphy's Irish Stout.

I'm not sure what I would have said if I didn't know her! I do like Andrew's comebacks.

Here's to lifting a pint and not a kilt!

[auld argonian]

"Lift a pint not a kilt."

Now there's a t-shirt!

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[AckZel]

Hasn't happened to me yet. But when I was visiting a local erotic expo where some women tried to lift my kilt. I didnt let them and later they came to ask if I have any underwear. I lifted the side of my kilt to show. They were satisfied without seeing my privates.

At the same place a bunch of guys came to ask "You know, kilts should have been wore without underwear." I lifted the side for them too to show I wear it regimental. They all gave me a hand ans said "tough guy!" "Keep it up!" and stuff like that. Felt really accepted.

I have decided to act in the situations like that with a humour and good spirit. Well, I wont lift even the side in a pub but that was an erotic expo... And I know people are curious about the kilts... It's not a normal everyday outfit in Finland x)