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    I'm not a piper, but here's one:

    ...a student at an English university, by name of Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye, who was living in the hall of residence in his first year there. After he had been there for a month, his mother came to visit, no doubt carrying reinforcements of oatmeal.

    "And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.

    "Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible noisy people! The one on that side keeps banging his head against the wall, and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams and screams away into the night!"

    "Oh, Donald! How ever do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"

    "Mother, I do nothing, I just ignore them! I just stay here quietly playing my bagpipes!"
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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    There's lots of good jokes here, including several bagpipe jokes:

    http://www.electricscotland.com/humour/index.htm
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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    Ok, once again I need to clean my screen!
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    Q.Why are pipers buried 12 feet deep instead of the customery 6 feet?
    A.Deep down,their really nice people.

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    how does a bagpiper make his car more aerodynamic?

    he takes the pizza delivery sign off the top!

    ( I WAS this joke for a while.....drove a geo metro that had bagpipe stickers all over it.......delivering pizzas!!)
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    how is playing the pipes like throwing a javilin blindfolded?

    you dont have to be good to get peoples attention!!
    Irish diplomacy: is telling a man to go to he)) in such a way that he looks forward to the trip!

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    Q.Whats the difference between bagpipes and a lawmmower?
    A.You can tune the mower.

    Q.Whats the difference between a frog and a piper?
    A.The frog has a better chance of getting a gig.

    Q.Why is the moon the best place to play bagpipes?
    A.Sound dosn't carry in a vacume.

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