Ouchy.......

[Jerry]

If he had not survived, that idiot would have been in the running for a Darwin award.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/i...arwin2005.html

[Livingston]

That guy is far from the sharpest tool in the toolbox.

GlassMan....very funny. Too bad about the cherry donut tho..

[UmAnOnion]

If he had not survived, that idiot would have been in the running for a Darwin award.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/i...arwin2005.html

saddest part is that idiots like him DO survive & then spawn offspring of a similar mental bent by the dozen!!!

There outta be a test that ALL people have to take before they are allow to reproduce to prove that they will be good responsible intelligent parents!!!!

[646guy]

What a moron...he's the new poster child for birth control for me...

I have a story to tell in teh vein of GlassMan...my roommate was doing a low budget horror movie shoot in Manhattan and the scene required a woman to be screaming at the top of her lungs because her friend had just been attacked....

In the middle of the scene this woman ran up to help her out...it was a paramedic...someone had called 911 thinking there was an emergency....

[Jerry]

Here is another story in a similar vein. One of ny best friends used to be married to my wife's sister (my sister-in-law)). Anyhow, from what my friend told me, my sister-in-law tended to be quite vocal in bed (think "Lassie" from that stupid movie). Late one night, there was a hot session going on, when there was a knock at the door of the trailer where they were living at the time. They tried to ignore it, but then there was a louder knock and an announcement of "Police, open the door please". My friend went to the door, and it was the police. One of the neighbors had called and told them my friend was "beating his wife" . My friends answer was No, I'm not beating my wife". "Well why is she screaming, we could hear her when we drove up". My friend by that time was quite red in the face as he tried to explain. The officer still insisted on talking to my sister-in-law. When the police were finally convinced there was nothing illegal happening, they told the couple to hold it down a bit so the neighbors could sleep. My friend told me the officers were laughing all the way back to their car. Needless to say my friend and my sister-in-law were no longer in the mood.

[UmAnOnion]

Here is another story in a similar vein. One of ny best friends used to be married to my wife's sister (my sister-in-law)). Anyhow, from what my friend told me, my sister-in-law tended to be quite vocal in bed (think "Lassie" from that stupid movie). Late one night, there was a hot session going on, when there was a knock at the door of the trailer where they were living at the time. They tried to ignore it, but then there was a louder knock and an announcement of "Police, open the door please". My friend went to the door, and it was the police. One of the neighbors had called and told them my friend was "beating his wife" . My friends answer was No, I'm not beating my wife". "Well why is she screaming, we could hear her when we drove up". My friend by that time was quite red in the face as he tried to explain. The officer still insisted on talking to my sister-in-law. When the police were finally convinced there was nothing illegal happening, they told the couple to hold it down a bit so the neighbors could sleep. My friend told me the offiders were laughing all the way back to their car. Needless to say my friend and my sister-in-law were no longer in the mood.

I have a similar story. was being a bit amorous with a partner while my downstairs neighbors where out on thier patio having dinner with friends. as it was summer the sliding glass door to my patio which was immediately above thier was wide open. Apparently, as things progressed the volume got a bit too loud for thier liking & we were interupted (momentarily) by the sounds of chairs scraping back and them picking up thier plates to head indoors.

they wouldn't look me in the eye for a few weeks afterwards

[John M.]

they wouldn't look me in the eye for a few weeks afterwards

Nope, they were busy staring at the kilt in awe. As they now realize it's true power!

[davedove]

No doubt about it, that idiot should be kept out of the gene pool.

[Streetcar]

....my sister-in-law tended to be quite vocal in bed....My friend went to the door, and it was the police. One of the neighbors had called and told them my friend was "beating his wife" .

All right, I realize this is starting to hijack the thread, but this reminded me of a situation I was in a few years back.

I was on patrol, and had just pulled over a car full of gang-bangers in a high drug area. The car occupants were showing us plenty of attitude, so I had the driver step out of the car, away from his passengers. Tensions were pretty high with myself, my partner and certainly the gang-bangers.

Suddenly, from the second story of the house we had stopped in front of, we hear this woman moaning. Without getting too graphic, her words implied that she was praying, but the tone she was using suggested she had...less than worshipful intentions. We also heard her...prayer partner(?) joining in with her chorus.

Despite the bangers attempted posturing, and our attempts at a "formal police presence," we all started grinning. There were even a few giggles.
The tension was effectively released and the situation safely de-escalated.

No arrests, no tickets, and apparently no complaints.

[Graham]

He's lucky he didn't end up dead from the neck down, that fact that he's already dead from the neck up is evident.