Quote Originally Posted by JerMc
Here is another story in a similar vein. One of ny best friends used to be married to my wife's sister (my sister-in-law)). Anyhow, from what my friend told me, my sister-in-law tended to be quite vocal in bed (think "Lassie" from that stupid movie). Late one night, there was a hot session going on, when there was a knock at the door of the trailer where they were living at the time. They tried to ignore it, but then there was a louder knock and an announcement of "Police, open the door please". My friend went to the door, and it was the police. One of the neighbors had called and told them my friend was "beating his wife" . My friends answer was No, I'm not beating my wife". "Well why is she screaming, we could hear her when we drove up". My friend by that time was quite red in the face as he tried to explain. The officer still insisted on talking to my sister-in-law. When the police were finally convinced there was nothing illegal happening, they told the couple to hold it down a bit so the neighbors could sleep. My friend told me the offiders were laughing all the way back to their car. Needless to say my friend and my sister-in-law were no longer in the mood.
I have a similar story. was being a bit amorous with a partner while my downstairs neighbors where out on thier patio having dinner with friends. as it was summer the sliding glass door to my patio which was immediately above thier was wide open. Apparently, as things progressed the volume got a bit too loud for thier liking & we were interupted (momentarily) by the sounds of chairs scraping back and them picking up thier plates to head indoors.

they wouldn't look me in the eye for a few weeks afterwards