Another nite of kilted conquest!

[Kilted KT]

What would be the first? A Zombie? As a one time bartender I know of several lethal ones.

the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster...

the details of which can be found here...Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

[Southern Breeze]

Back when I was tending bar we mixed a Zombie as follows:
1/2 shot glass of:
light rum
dark rum
151 rum
tequila
schnapps
whisky
vodka

Sometimes we would get creative, as with this one. Mainly we followed the standerd recipe for a drink.

[Kilted KT]

Back when I was tending bar we mixed a Zombie as follows:
1/2 shot glass of:
light rum
dark rum
151 rum
tequila
schnapps
whisky
vodka

Sometimes we would get creative, as with this one. Mainly we followed the standerd recipe for a drink.

the only thing that I can say is...do you have HAZ-MAT permits, and an ER next door? that thing sounds deadly...

[michael steinrok]

Great story until the part about declining the lesbians....my heart sunk...them ladies is usually pretty cool....guess your wife wouldn't believe you though...

Wish I woulda known this before I quit drinking....guess that's why the Ol' Coyote held off on kilts for me....if I woulda had kilts when I was drinkin' that free booze woulda killed me for sure.

Great story, thank for passing it on.

ROn

That about sums it up for me

[chasem]

Cost tally so far: me = $10
everyone else (including boots) = $230 ish

About this time the lights came on, and the bar was closing down. I was approached by a ladie looking for some "action", which I quickly sent away. Not more than a minute or two later, a group of women approached and asked it I would like to go to a lesbian party. Regardless of any thoughts that ran through my mind, I also declined and figured now was a good time to head home, before any other strange requests headed my way.

final tally me $15
everyone else $250ish

so, did you have to pay off the "action" lady or the lesbians $5 to get them to leave?

[Kilted KT]

so, did you have to pay off the "action" lady or the lesbians $5 to get them to leave?

found that extra $5 in the bottom of my sporran. The night only cost $10.

[Roan Carter]

That I'm not sure about. I guess some people think I'm big ( 6'3, 220ish lbs),

Yeah ... I'm about 5'9", pale, with long dark hair, and the average shape for a 20 year old. I just get mistaken for a lady when I wear the kilt, ha ha ha. Urg.

But it's great that you had such a good time. Idunno if I could even wear a kilt in my town's only dance joint.

[ckelly327]

Great story. Your wife lets you stay out all night with frat brothers and lesbians? Lucky you. I'd be sleeping in the shed for a week.

As far as drinks try a few Long Island Ice Teas in one night. I can't even remember what's in them because of too much brain cell loss. Five shots (vodka, tequilla, triple sec, rum, gin?) and then a little colins mix and coca-cola. fun drink but after two you already have 10 shots in your body. The third one will put you down for the night.