Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?