Quote Originally Posted by way2fractious
OK, I'll bite (figuratively.)
The Liberty Bell - some call it the Freedom Bell...

After a customer has the kilt on, and is checking themselves out in the mirror, I'd say "now I want you to do this: put your hands on your hips." Wait for them to do so and enjoy the odd look they give you while they do so. Then say "Now do this," and slowly wave your hips forward in back to create a bell-like action with the kilt. As soon as the look of "WHOA!" hits their face, tell them "that's the freedom. Free air-conditioning with every kilt."

That one move alone sold a number of guys on buying them in Dublin.