Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt View Post
weel....

some o' us 'need' a sporran maire than others.....

(that is... some o' us have bigger bulges in oor kilts than others...)

my wife willnae let me gae oot withoot a sporran....



The solution is quite simple. Do what I did: become old and develop a paunch that will keep the kilt hanging far in front of anything else on your body.