Redhead jokes

[Erisianmonkey]

My wife, a total redhead, about fell off the couch as I read them to her! Well, some of them. For others she supplied the correct answers with an evil grin!

[Red Lioness]

Heh; my mother sent these to me.

I actually try to keep a grip on my temper; it's gotten me in trouble more than once.

But I do have this possessive streak . . . .

My mom's boyfriend said that there were different levels of 'punishment' meted out to men and said that sleeping with the neighbor's wife belonged in the same range as wrecking the car and was punishable by an extended stay on the couch.

I protested that wrecking the car warrented a stay of the couch. Sleeping with anybody else fell under 'justifiable homicide' in my book. :buttkick: