A kilt!!! call security!!!!

**Robin** · 12th January 07, 05:59 AM

I visited a friend at her work...she's a chef in a hotel.

When I entered the hotel lobby the staff paniced and called security

In no time 2 security guards...the biggest they had in stock...stood in front of me..."leave or we call the police!"

I really didn't had a clue about what was going on, befuddled as can be I asked to see a manager. One security guard yelled: "We need a manager!"
Moments later a manager arrived...he bravely positioned himself behind his troopers and asked what I wanted.
I explained I wanted to visit a friend and asked for an explanation why I wasn't allowed to enter the hotel.
He explained...and assumed I was one of them...a Scottish wedding party got out of hand the previous night. The wedding guests demolished eachother and the party hall.
I cracked up and told him I was not one of them and I was there to visit their chef...a friend of mine. Somewhat relieved, but still a bit shaky he dismissed his army and showed me the way to the hotel kitchen.
My friend..."oh...it was big fun...highlight of the evening was the flying mutton roast". She showed me the party hall...it wasn't that bad, but the large greasy splat on the wall...the mutton ended his flying career there...was impressive.

On my way out when I passed the lobby, I couldn't resist....

BOO!

**Bob C** · 12th January 07, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by Robin

On my way out when I passed the lobby, I couldn't resist....

BOO!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

**mddock58** · 12th January 07, 06:03 AM

That's just outrageous!

both funny and sad.

**beowulf67** · 12th January 07, 06:05 AM

Now you have to go back and take some kilted friends!

**Dreadbelly** · 12th January 07, 06:25 AM

We came to bring pain and hard to clean stains?

**turpin** · 12th January 07, 06:51 AM

A winged mutton roast would make a dandy avatar!

**McMurdo** · 12th January 07, 06:54 AM

That is a good story, funny and tragic all in the same post, thanks Robin, and good luck on your next outing.

**thescot** · 12th January 07, 07:10 AM

I hate that the raucous behavior caused bad feelings for anyone and everyone kilted.

But if there just had to be a mess, I'm darn proud it was kitled Scots who did the deed.

Sounds like a bunch of Marines to me.

Disclaimer: the above jest is intended only as humor and is not to be construed as the opinion of the management of this site, anyone who reads or writes on this site, my dog (Skip), or even the author. Nor is the above to be taken as encouragement for wild parties, drinking bouts, kilted orgies, cattle reiving expeditions, raids against neighboring clans, or mutton abuse. Do not complain to the management if you feel that your children are being led astray as they do not approve of bad behavior either.