A kilt!!! call security!!!!

**GMan** · 12th January 07, 09:54 AM

This is interesting, not really know how I would have handled it. You did well.

**Dreadbelly** · 12th January 07, 10:01 AM

At least nobody threatened to call the fashion police.

**Kilted KT** · 12th January 07, 10:25 AM

sounds like a new t-shirt in the making..

"Beware: Flying Mutton"

**Alan H** · 12th January 07, 10:43 AM

I feel an Epic Poem coming on,with the ultimate line involving a flying leg'o mutton.

**Dreadbelly** · 12th January 07, 10:44 AM

Kinda makes me reconsider what a Highland Fling is.

**Panache** · 12th January 07, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Alan H

I feel an Epic Poem coming on,with the ultimate line involving a flying leg'o mutton.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm........

With the scotch all drunk
and a mighty thunk
the roast was smashed

The crowd gave a cheer
on the wall a smear
where the mutton crashed

The guards were called
the staff apalled
the hall was trashed

The kilted rabble
in drunken scramble
the staff they flashed!

The guests ejected
their pleas rejected
and rudeness unabashed

Out onto the street
staggered their feet
away they dashed

Poor kilted Robin
who came a callin'
found himself tongue lashed!

Cheers

**thescot** · 12th January 07, 11:40 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Panache, I wish
I could write like you.

**Erisianmonkey** · 12th January 07, 12:19 PM

Between the mental image of a flying mutton and the mental image of Dread's dreads springing to life, I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night laughing tonight.