A kilt!!! call security!!!!

**Dreadbelly** · 12th January 07, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Retro Red

...the Scottish glutton,
He tossed the mutton,
Then took off on-the-lamb...

You mean he didn't hit the green and go puttin?

**Panache** · 12th January 07, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Retro Red

...the Scottish glutton,
He tossed the mutton,
Then took off on-the-lamb...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

**ccga3359** · 12th January 07, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

Well, you started it!

**Frog** · 12th January 07, 06:11 PM

Shorn and skinned the sheep
Roasted dark with loving care
To end in a "SPLAT"

Frog

**Warlock** · 12th January 07, 06:37 PM

I heckuva party and I missed it! Dirkskene, Prepare to wreak havoc at the Flying Saucer!

**Warlock** · 12th January 07, 06:38 PM

BTW, Panache great poem!

TheScot, I love your disclaimer!

**starbkjrus** · 12th January 07, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Retro Red

...the Scottish glutton,
He tossed the mutton,
Then took off on-the-lamb...

Ungh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**thescot** · 12th January 07, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Retro Red

...the Scottish glutton,
He tossed the mutton,
Then took off on-the-lamb...

Robert Frost should have been as eloquent. That's a pun worthy of Bill Shakespeare.

Kind of brings a tear to your eye.

**Richland** · 12th January 07, 09:29 PM

There once was a man from Sutton
Whose party was through with the mutton
They gave it a toss
The manager was cross
Now kilties are eyed with expulsion.

Ugh it's late....could not help it...

**Erisianmonkey** · 12th January 07, 09:54 PM

I know there's a couple of Welsh characters around here, so here's a crack at the Dylan Thomas style:

The flying mutton stain
and fears of swishing tartans
make petrified managers hide
behind mountainous thugs
bringing laughter and poetry
to a motley collection of kilted hooligans
sitting at their keyboards.