First experience kilted with freezing rain

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Gentlemen,

and any other names you wish to use to identify yourselves. Hello!!

First off, all I can say is that I am amazed that no one has arrived at the reason why your not as cold as expected/thought.

There is more cloth wrapped around your waist, hips , groin and anything else above yer knee's than you would have when wearing a pair of trousers. The only thing exposed is yer knee caps and they are pure bone, so the cold has no effect to the same extent as thick meaty flesh on yer thighs.

I never could figure out why the birds wore tights.

cheer's

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