I've only had my kilt lifted once in a public place. I told the woman that if she tried it again I'd call the cops. The bouncer was a friend of hers and threatened to kick me out of the bar. The bartender, on the other hand (and part owner of the bar) was not only a friend of mine, but also saw the whole incident. The result? One bouncer told that he was on thin ice, and one very drunk woman told she could wait outside for the taxi they were calling for her. And a free scotch for me from the bartender/owner.

On the other hand, it has happened to me more than once at private parties. I've never taken very kindly to it and have broken a wrist before. (It's amazing what an unopened can of beer can do to an arm when you smack it.)

Then there are the ones that are actually in fun and jest. The other night my wife and I were over at a friend's house. He has a dog that gets really curious. I got a cold nose up under the pleats. I made a comment about being kilt-checked by a dog. Then my friend's rowdy roommates each took a turn at one other point in the night. Not to peek, not to assault, but to carry on the running gag of the "kilt check." Since they both want me to make them kilts, I don't think I'm going to hold any kind of grudge.