Oh yes, and their jackets!! Also lovingly made by expert toddlers in sweatshops somewhere near the highland heartland of Calcutta. Think Asda (or Walmart) on a really bad day, and you won't come close. No, make that the 99 cent store.

And finally to their outfits... If you really want to feel a total clown, firstly for how embarrassing how you look, and secondly for wasting a heapload of cash when you thought you were saving it, here's your deal. Combine rubbish with rubbish and that's what you get. Am I giving you a flavour?


And while I'm on it, thank you for the personal insult. There are many pics of me in one of their kilts on this board and no one else has ever accused me of looking a clown.

David