Is this the ultimate in Kilt tackiness??

[Dirka Skene]

Har har! I'd wear one! Hmmm, a tartan instakilt over a stripped swimsuit! That would get some stares.

[Panache]

Har har! I'd wear one! Hmmm, a tartan instakilt over a stripped swimsuit! That would get some stares.

Dirka,

Did perhaps you mean a "striped" swimsuit. I would imagine that a stripped swimsuit would possibly get you somewhat more attention than you might wish.

Cheers