Quote Originally Posted by Splash_4 View Post
... Well, not to be outdone, this evening she gave me a.....

Stillwater heavyweight weathered Lamont!
Well done Mrs Slash! You are a lucky fellow. Sounds like you are having a great Valentine's Day

Quote Originally Posted by Splash_4 View Post
...I was currently kiltless (due to an unfortunate accident that I will not go into here)...
Inquiring minds want to know!

It can't be as bad as me spilling a martini into my laptop and shorting out the keyboard, or putting in liquid hand dishsoap into the dishwashing machine and flooding my kitchen with foam, or the time...

hmmmm

Maybe somethings are better left unsaid.

Cheers