1. get kilt
2. Open bottle of single malt. Test for quality.
3. remove basting stich ( http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=19865 )
4. Check scotch again to make sure it is breathing enough
5. pull kilt up about midsection. - pleats in back.
6. find single leather strap on right side.
7. insert leather strap in right hand through slit in kilt near top on left.
8. pull strap through and Buckle strap.
9. take two straps on left end of kilt and wrap around front.
10. insert straps into buckles on right hip.
11. Verify scotch is still good.
12. Put on belt/sporral/sgain/what-have-you
13. fill flask. put bottle back in whisky cabinet and head out for kilt night!