Is this the ultimate home appliance?

**Colin** · 8th March 07, 04:23 PM

why would you need that? Isn't that what a wife is for?

Completely kinding of course.

**Big Dave** · 8th March 07, 04:45 PM

I want one of those, but I'd try to hit people with it

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**KiltedKnight** · 8th March 07, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Colin

why would you need that? Isn't that what a wife is for?

Completely kinding of course.

Why would a man keep a wife around otherwise? The answer to the age old question; How many men does it take to open a beer? Why, none of course, it should be open when she brings it to you!

Chris.

**Oldhiker** · 10th March 07, 01:10 PM

[QUOTE=Colin;341844]why would you need that? Isn't that what a wife is for?

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How many men does it take to open a beer?? Answer - None! She should open it as she delivers the beer!

But it sure would have been nice to have one of those in a college apt.

**Warlock** · 10th March 07, 11:34 PM

Damn! Are you really to lazy to walk a few feet and get a beer? What's next? Recliner toilets?

**ccga3359** · 11th March 07, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Beuth Sim

Damn! Are you really to lazy to walk a few feet and get a beer?

Save wear & tear on the pleats Dude!

Mods we should make this sticky under kilt accesories.

**BEEDEE** · 11th March 07, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Beuth Sim

Damn! Are you really to lazy to walk a few feet and get a beer? What's next? Recliner toilets?

Why not? The Japanese already make a toilet with a padded heated seat, control panel and several levels of spray wash (depending on anatomy) and warm air drying! Had one in a Ryokan we stayed in three years ago. Hard to get your head around a computer controlled toilet in a very traditional Japanese Inn where you slept on futons an the floor and bathed in a communal tub.

Brian

**KiltedKnight** · 15th March 07, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by BEEDEE

Why not? The Japanese already make a toilet with a padded heated seat, control panel and several levels of spray wash (depending on anatomy) and warm air drying! Had one in a Ryokan we stayed in three years ago. Hard to get your head around a computer controlled toilet in a very traditional Japanese Inn where you slept on futons an the floor and bathed in a communal tub.

Brian

The Japanese have far too much time on their hands.

Chris.