What's the dumbest thing you ever did?

[Dreadbelly]

Once, on an old KDX motorcycle, I thought I'd try a little freestyling... Like you do on a bicycle. You know, stuff like front wheel stands, bouncing on the front wheel, walking, where you hop from the front wheel to the back wheel sideways, etc.

I actually had the front wheel stands going pretty good. Brakes locked, rear wheel up in the air... And I was hopping around like a demented rabbit.

Until my feet slipped off the pegs.

I skidded forward over the gas tank and in to the gooseneck. The bike fell over and landed on me. I had to have over a dozen stitches on the sporran I was born with.

I've done some REALLY stupid stuff on motorcycles.

[Kilted KT]

Once, on an old KDX motorcycle, I thought I'd try a little freestyling... Like you do on a bicycle. You know, stuff like front wheel stands, bouncing on the front wheel, walking, where you hop from the front wheel to the back wheel sideways, etc.

I actually had the front wheel stands going pretty good. Brakes locked, rear wheel up in the air... And I was hopping around like a demented rabbit.

Until my feet slipped off the pegs.

I skidded forward over the gas tank and in to the gooseneck. The bike fell over and landed on me. I had to have over a dozen stitches on the sporran I was born with.

I've done some REALLY stupid stuff on motorcycles.

I'm at a loss for words...that just sounds like it hurt a lot!