Kilt or a tartan.

[Mike1]

You begin by saying you're "not attacking SportKilts", then add, "I still think they're great ..../pyjamas", ...and that's not an attack?

I didn't MEAN it as an attack. SportKilts were an important stage in getting me into what the pure traditionalists (and you know who you are!) would call a "real kilt."

Deep breaths everyone. Deep, cleansing breaths.