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20th March 07, 06:55 AM
#14
 Originally Posted by wsk
"The optimist sees the glass as half full, the pessimist half empty, the engineer notes that the glass is too large"
No, no, no...
The salesman says the glass is half full.
The accountant says the glass is half empty.
The design engineer says the glass has 100% redundant capacity.
The graphic designer says the ad copy is going to be hard to produce because the glass and the water have similar refractive indices, and are making Pantoning the image very "interesting."
The support engineer knows that none of this matters, because the end user is going to spill the glass into their keyboard and open a trouble ticket on the problem.
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