Funniest thing that happened to me kilted was some years ago when I went to take pictures at a Burns Dinner and I was a stranger to most people in the room. I was standing by the door minding my own business when a lady came over to me (no it's not one of THOSE stories) and said "I'd like you to play over there". I said "Pardon ?" and she said "You are the piper aren't you". She must have thought I had my pipes in my camera bag ! In the end two pipers turned up (they had double booked) and they played a duet - brilliant !