When wearing a kilt makes you an expert on all things Scottish

[cessna152towser]

There I was browsing the cold meats aisle in the local supermarket this morning in black polycotton kilt when I was approached by a young couple who asked my opinion as to which brand of haggis I would recommend. Happy to be of help to them, and nice that the kilt drew someone into conversation, but I don't think wearing a kilt automatically makes me a haggis expert.

[Splash_4]

But you must obviously eat the stuff as that is the only reason to wear a kilt!

[Rusty]

Apparently wearing the kilt also makes us experts in bagpipes, scotch,and the complete history of Scotland

[Pour1Malt]

Apparently wearing the kilt also makes us experts in bagpipes, scotch,and the complete history of Scotland

it has certainly worked fur me!

[McClef]

I am asked Rugby scores even if the match hasn't started, have been asked the best brand of porage oats in a supermarket and have been used as an airline arrivals board as in someone saying at Bristol Airport "ah the Inverness flight must be in" when they saw me kilted!

Not been asked about haggis yet but bound to happen!

[pdcorlis]

... "ah the Inverness flight must be in"...

Now THAT'S funny!

[McMurdo]

Don't all haggis experts wear kilts? I mean really.

[Chef]

Don't all haggis experts wear kilts? I mean really.

I do.

[Arlen]

Well, of course. Everyone knows that what a man wears under his kilt is the finest haggis.

[Dreadbelly]

Well, of course. Everyone knows that what a man wears under his kilt is the finest haggis.

That is just all kinds of wrong.