Victoria Kilt Night continued

[Big Mikey]

Kilted Man Murdered by wife with Cast Iron Frying Pan


Langley, British Columbia, Canada

A kilted man met a violent end last night while at the computer. The victim who police are only referring to as "B.M." was posting on a popular online forum dedicated to kilts. Apparently his wife had come up behind him and read over his shoulder. Apparently something he had written greatly angered her. It is at this time the woman in question, referred to by the police at this time only as the “C.A.W.F.H.” , went to the kitchen and returned with the deadly skillet. Police have not released many details of the crime scene noting that they are “far too gruesome for the general public”. Sources close to the Police have stated that on a positive note that the victim’s kilt was unharmed.[/QUOTE]


Kilt Killer Konfesses

When asked by reporters if she had reacted to her on-line name, the C.A.W.F.H. responded "No!! I told him that was the name I wanted to use. I finally had enough of him interupting my tv watching with his incessant whining! 'Are my pleats straight? Are my hose even? Is my hem level? Do these flashes go with this shirt?' "

It is rumoured that Mrs. B.M. will plead temporary insanity and , after 23 years of marriage will get off with time served.

[Panache]

Kilt Killer Konfesses

When asked by reporters if she had reacted to her on-line name, the C.A.W.F.H. responded "No!! I told him that was the name I wanted to use. I finally had enough of him interupting my tv watching with his incessant whining! 'Are my pleats straight? Are my hose even? Is my hem level? Do these flashes go with this shirt?' "

It is rumoured that Mrs. B.M. will plead temporary insanity and , after 23 years of marriage will get off with time served.

Thanks for the big laugh!

Cheers

Panache