This is CAWFH talking and I have a few bones to pick with you my lad. Firstly I did not brain the old bugger with a skillet, but rather I stabbed him with my new kilt pin. Only once, but in the ear and that was my only mistake. He died too fast....I should have tattooed his **** with it to get him off the chair and off the internet to do some work around the castle. Enough is bloody enough! OOps the paramedics were just in and he didn't die, so now I can cancel the emergency call to the plumber. Thank goodness, he may be an old one but he's the only one I've got and he's cheaper than a tradesman.