Yea tho I fly over the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
For mine helicopter rules the skies and the valleys below.
For I reach out and touch mine enemies from afar and in in the heart of the darkness.
For I shun the filth and toil of the earth below.
For I alone on the field of battle am secure in the knowledge that hot chow and clean sheets await my weary soul back at the FAARP.
Mine enemies fear the righteous sound of the halo of rotor blades above mine head and mine mustachioed raiment gleams down upon those friendlies below.
For I alone am secure in the knowledge that all others must look skyward to gaze upon my countenance.

Aviation book 1 verses 1-7

"Why yes, I fly!"




Guys, please take this in the vein of humor it was intended. I make no attacks on anyone. I am not belittling anyones beliefs. honestly, it is not religious, it's just the way soldiers use among themselves to relieve the pain.